Sunday, August 5, 2012

Two Reality Salespersons

Some days ago, a couple has hanging out at a shopping mall, the funny things was occurred while the couple was paying concentrated on their conversation and crossing the credit card exhibition stall, sudden a credit card sales person have come beside the couple and request the couple stay 5 minutes to listen him on explanation how the credit cards are incredible, fantastic and of sorts benefit… (Below was the dialogue among the couple and salesperson)

Salesperson: Hi, I am from XX bank, do you need to apply a credit card?? Our bank has a promotion of applying a credit card of platinum, then you are entitle to get a 20’inch luggage and discount on somewhere restaurant or shopping mall (hand hold with leaflet).

Couple Mr K & Ms L: (Shaking head and hand & smile to the salesperson)

Salesperson: (Trying to obstruct the couple step forward) C’mon, just give me 5 minutes to explain to you. Do you have using any credit card now? If yes, that is very easy. Just fill up the form and get a copy of ID and everything was done. Upon the matriculated and approval of the credit card, you will get the benefits that offer right now.

Salesperson: This credit card is not necessary to pay the government fee and annual fee. There was so attractive.

Couple Mr K: (Seem so interesting and keep looking at the leaflet that holding by the salesperson) Hmm…

Salesperson: Can I know how much per month you have earning on your salary??

Couple Mr K: I am jobless now.

Salesperson: (Face expression was change) Oops, ok, thank you.

Couple Mr K & Ms L: (Leave from the place)

The couple was starving and goes to restaurant to fill up their stomach. Unexpectedly, after few hours ago the couple was crossing another credit card exhibition stall. Beneath was another ridiculous conversation occurred:-

Salesperson: Hi, I am from XX bank, do you need to apply a credit card?? Our bank has a promotion of applying credit card and you are entitled to get discount on somewhere restaurant or shopping mall (hand hold with leaflet).

Couple Mr K & Ms L: (Shaking head and hand & smile to the salesperson again)

Salesperson: (Trying to obstruct the couple step forward again) C’mon, just give me 5 minutes to explain to you. Do you have using any credit card now? If yes, that is very easy. Just fill up the form and get a copy of ID and everything was done. This is not necessary to pay the government fee and annual fee.

Couple Mr K: We didn’t use credit card…

Salesperson: Argh? You two are student?

Couple Mr K and Ms L: (Nodding head) Yes. [Cheat the salesperson]

Salesperson: (Face expression was change) Ok, thank you.

Upshot: Do you think that above the dialogue were so funny and ridiculous? LOL